හිතුවක්කාර පන්හිද - Hithuwakkara Panhidha

I Can Write 70 Words Per Minute But Can't Read My Own Hand Writing… !! I Spend More Time With My Teachers Than With My Family… !! I know The Euler’s Theorem But Not My Shirt Size… !! I Have No Life and Can Prove It Mathematically… - !! I Can Translate English Into Binary…But a 40 Out of 100 Is Heaven For Me…!! My Xerox Bills Are Higher Than My Mobile Bill…!! yes….I am A PROGRAMMER….!!:P

Girl said: Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in India and he lives in Alaska. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, he proposed to me on skype, and now we've had 2 months of relationship through Viber. I need your blessings and good wishes, daddy. Dad said: Wow! Really!! Then get married on twitter, have fun on tango. Buy your kids on e-bay, receive them through gmail. And if you are fed up with your husband...sell him on Amazon.

Boy: Marry me? Girl: Do you have a house? Boy: None but… Girl: Do you have a BMW car? Boy: None but… Girl: How much is your salary? Boy: No salary but. Girl: No but. You have nothing. How can I marry you? Just leave me, please! *LE DRAMATIC LEAVE* Boy: *talking to himself* I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW?! How can I get the salary when actually I’m the BOSS?

1. Install a good antivirus. Free or Paid is good, but dont used cracked or pirated versions. 2. Install real-time anti-spyware protection 3. Update your Anti-virus programs daily. 4. Perform scans on your computer daily. 5. Disable image previews if usiing Outlook 6. Disable autorun to prevent infection from pendrives. 7. Use good anti-virus which has browser plugins and scans all URL's for malacious content. 8. Dont click on any mail links or attachments from unknown sources or malacious users. 9. Never download softwares from third- party sites. Download from original website. Dont use cracks or keygens which may be a virus/trojan itself.

1. Hong kong has the worlds fastest internet speed. It has blazing fast internet, an average peak speed of 63.6 Mbps megabits per seconds. At this speed you can download HD movie in about 2 minutes. 2 Japan Speed: 50 Mbps The home of Nintendo and Sony had the second fastest internet speed, thanks to the high-speed fibre optics that run through many parts of the island nation. Japan’s average peak broadband speed reached an impressive 50 Mbps, which was more than 170% faster than the global average 3 . Romania Speed: 47.9 Mbps When last checked in on Romania, it was ranked No. 5 and was the only country to see its average fall from the previous quarter. The country is now back on track, and has elevated itself with an average peak speed of 47.9 Mbps. That’s 160% faster than the global average. Romania’s average was 9% higher than the previous quarter 4. South Korea Speed: 44.8 Mbps Serious PC gamers who want to dominate in StarCraftneed fa...

1. Go to Desktop and create a new folder 2. Name the folder Internet Explorer 3. Change the folder icon to Internet Explorer 4. Keep it in a corner of the desktop now no one will open internet explorer

1. Go to Start and then Click on Run -Type cmd & hit enter (To open Command Prompt ). 2. Remember you cannot create Undeletable & unrenamable folder in your root directory (i.e. where the windows is installed) That means you can't make this kind of folder in C: drive if you installed windows on C: 3. Type D: or E: and hit enter 4. Type md con\ and hit enter (md - make directory) 5. You may use other words such as aux, lpt1, lpt2, lpt3 up to lpt9 instead of con in above step. 6. Open that directory, you will see the folder created of name con. 7. Try to delete that folder or rename that folder windows will show the error message. Now the question is how to delete it when you really need to do? 1. Open Command Prompt 2. Type D: ( if u created this type of folder in D: drive) & hit enter Type rd con \ (rd - remove directory) 3. Open that directory and the folder will not appear because it is removed. How To Create Undeletable And Unrenamable F...

# According to Computer History, In 1832 Charles Babbage Invented First Computer. Do you know guys the Computer is a Latin word which means Calculator (World First computer was just a Calculator) Invented by Charles Babbage. Charles Babbage is also called the Father of Computer. Then after many scientist, Programmers etc came and developed Computer and in 1950's we created first CPU that was bigger then a Hall Room that you can see in the below Image

(SPthrowsExcep tion) \\SomePeople . . . . . Because the time you were partying, we were busy in Coding. . the time you were playing, we were busy in Coding. . the time you were dating, we were busy in Coding. . the time you were sleeping, we were busy in Coding. . overall, the time you were living, we were busy in Coding. We cant express ourselves face 2 face because the time you were interacting , we were busy in Coding. Thats why we are forever alone and at the time you are loosing we are Winning.

A Doctor and an Programmer loved the same girl. The Doctor gives the girl rose everyday . . . while the Programmer gives an apple to the girl everyday . . . ... Doctor gets confused and ask the Programmer : Why ? . . . . . . . Programmer : An apple a day, keeps the Doctor away ! Programmer Rocked, Doctor Shocked.